I was supposed to post this last week but things got in the way and I did not. What happened is that a lady whose art I love has left our community because of receiving a barrage needlessly cruel messages after she offered to take commissions from people. This made me angry and is why I suspended all outstanding projects for a few days.
I was hoping to end last week on a positive note and spare readers the comparison of certain demographics of humans to slime molds (bear with me). Slime molds are both fascinating and gross (like a lot of life, and many humans, actually). If you're offended by journal entry then chances are you're one of "them".
Now a few words on slime molds.
A slime mold has no “brain” – no intelligence – and yet the collection of cells have an uncanny ability to search out sources of food. The slime mold will always be able find the most efficient route to the food and this has been proven in mazes and other controlled environments. Slime molds can even be used to find the quickest route between two locations on a map, thus helping plan new routes.
I realise I that could just call them “fucktards”, or use some other profanity, but I find this much more fun and demeaning. Though I understand I took a long and winding road instead of a straight one to get to my point. It's okay, I like observing scenery.
The delinquents who drove my friend into hiding, and whom I have the unfortunate task of sharing my existence with are like slime molds because:
- They have no functioning brain yet are capable of some "intelligence".
- They feed off of other organisms.
- They are found to lurk mostly in dark, moist, places (such a parents' basement).
- They are good at homing in on prey, in this case vaginas (or at least that's all they see in half of humanity).
- They're slimy.
They really are just a sack of sperm with no brain that is looking for their next victim. They will hunt you down mercilessly if you have a vagina. Although unlike many slime molds (who may actually look out for fellows of their species and form a cohesive colony), all they care about is their own existence; they are selfish, and are very efficient at what they do. The semen of these dotards comes with awkward homing capabilities... their only goal in life to spread their seed.
Now, allow me to quote my friend’s journal post (which is all public knowledge):
"If I had gotten a point every time some of these guys had called me a dumb cunt, to go fuck myself or that they “will shut down my page if I don't do their commission first” I had more points than from doing these commission in the first place."
If you are one of the people who insulted her then you are evil and you should be ashamed of yourself. I would say I'd like to get revenge on these people, but I am not a violent person and would not wish to physically hurt anyone. The best thing I can suggest is to block the protist/animal chimeras, even if they have made too many accounts to count.
Now I will go back to whatever I was doing.